The Jalsa and Jilpa Snack edition
Word of the day - Pigetic Justice

So Narendra Modi has been diagnosed with Swine flu. Now, follow me on this.

Modi sees himself as a “Lion” of Gujrat.

The first part of Boss’ law states that lions come singly

But in 2002, these “lions” of Gujrat came in large mobs to slaughter several innocents.

The second part of Boss’ law states that pigs come in groups

But in 2009, a solitary pig seems to have hit Mr Modi

Pigetic Justice.

Word of the Day - Lonelyplanetize

Verb

The process of getting a totally subject ignorant writer to put together a seemingly authoritative and dismissive review of the subject on hand.

Eg. Hey did you read Paul’s review of Indian Ocean’s live concert? He totally lonelyplanetized it dude. C’mon. “Dull, repetitive bass riffs layered on boring folk songs interrupted by interminable semi-acoustic guitar solos?” You’ve got to be kidding me

Origin: Lonely Planet’s review of Madras - http://www.lonelyplanet.com/india/tamil-nadu/chennai-madras

Kanye, why didn’t you?

Kanye, why didn’t you?

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I am reminded of the Plague epidemic during the 90s. Everybody except Plague infected people was buying up the Tetracycline. Indians are the most selfish and least community considerate people in the world

I am reminded of the Plague epidemic during the 90s. Everybody except Plague infected people was buying up the Tetracycline. Indians are the most selfish and least community considerate people in the world

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It was raining Bengal Tigers and Great Danes when this Sabre-toothed tiger of a person launched a golden container of liquid with his feet and at this memorial service to Sir Common Sense, we ate like alpha male boars.
I wonder if people ever think before they decide to get offended

It was raining Bengal Tigers and Great Danes when this Sabre-toothed tiger of a person launched a golden container of liquid with his feet and at this memorial service to Sir Common Sense, we ate like alpha male boars.

I wonder if people ever think before they decide to get offended

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Expression of the day - Supper Matter
Macchi: Macchaan, my hostel roommate is total blade party ba
Thalaivar: Why man, any problems?
Macchi: Only problems da. Hostel food is not great, I agree, but this guy is complaining 24 hours and eating my brain only
Thalaivar: Oh
Macchi: Of all things, going after going (poiyum poi), hostel food is hardly worth complaining about da. Economy down, no jobs, useless teachers, no figures in our batch, and this guy still goes on and on about the lack of drumstick in the dinner sambar
Thalaivar: Hmm.. Supper Matter
Macchi: Thalaivaaaaaaa!!
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Expression of the Day - Mind over Matter
Macchi: Maams, did you see notice board today?
Thalaivar: Why? Anything important aa?
Macchi: Do you remember that Sandhya figure? Semmai kattai and all, she used to get item girl roles in B-movies even during her 3rd year in college
Thalaivar: Oh yes. What about her?
Macchi: She is now a Rhodes scholar da. Full foreign scholarship. Whatay change no?
Thalaivar: Ah. Mind over Matter
Macchi: Thalaivaaa!!!
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Expression of the Day: Figure of Speech
Macchi: Dei, today is the inter-college debate competition da
Thalaivar: Oh, like that. From our college any participants aa?
Macchi: Yes da. One total Mary party from 2nd year commerce. She is too good thalaiva. Both good looking and hi-fi english speaking
Thalaivar: Oh. Figure of Speech aa?
Macchi: Thalaivaaaa!!!
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Sometimes I fear that Tibet will come to be associated only with Momos. And that lovely spicy chutney they serve them with

Sometimes I fear that Tibet will come to be associated only with Momos. And that lovely spicy chutney they serve them with

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Word of the Day - Pongaloid

adjective

resembling, in appearance, consistency and general molecular disposition, Pongal, a rice and lentil dish from South India.

Khichdi is pongaloid
Dude, I wanted to make Pulao, but I sort of overestimated the amount of water the pressure cooker required, and now, it’s totally pongaloid
What? We’ve run out of glue? Quick, get me something pongaloid
Parthasarathy Temple in Triplicane is Pongaloid heaven

    Source: Coined by Udhay during lunch at Azulia