So Narendra Modi has been diagnosed with Swine flu. Now, follow me on this.
Modi sees himself as a “Lion” of Gujrat.
The first part of Boss’ law states that lions come singly
But in 2002, these “lions” of Gujrat came in large mobs to slaughter several innocents.
The second part of Boss’ law states that pigs come in groups
But in 2009, a solitary pig seems to have hit Mr Modi
Pigetic Justice.
Verb
The process of getting a totally subject ignorant writer to put together a seemingly authoritative and dismissive review of the subject on hand.
Eg. Hey did you read Paul’s review of Indian Ocean’s live concert? He totally lonelyplanetized it dude. C’mon. “Dull, repetitive bass riffs layered on boring folk songs interrupted by interminable semi-acoustic guitar solos?” You’ve got to be kidding me
Origin: Lonely Planet’s review of Madras - http://www.lonelyplanet.com/india/tamil-nadu/chennai-madras
I am reminded of the Plague epidemic during the 90s. Everybody except Plague infected people was buying up the Tetracycline. Indians are the most selfish and least community considerate people in the world
It was raining Bengal Tigers and Great Danes when this Sabre-toothed tiger of a person launched a golden container of liquid with his feet and at this memorial service to Sir Common Sense, we ate like alpha male boars.
I wonder if people ever think before they decide to get offended
Sometimes I fear that Tibet will come to be associated only with Momos. And that lovely spicy chutney they serve them with
adjective
resembling, in appearance, consistency and general molecular disposition, Pongal, a rice and lentil dish from South India.
Khichdi is pongaloid
Dude, I wanted to make Pulao, but I sort of overestimated the amount of water the pressure cooker required, and now, it’s totally pongaloid
What? We’ve run out of glue? Quick, get me something pongaloid
Parthasarathy Temple in Triplicane is Pongaloid heaven
Source: Coined by Udhay during lunch at Azulia
