The Tumblr edition of Doing Jalsa and Showing Jilpa
So Narendra Modi has been diagnosed with Swine flu. Now, follow me on this.
Modi sees himself as a “Lion” of Gujrat.
The first part of Boss’ law states that lions come singly
But in 2002, these “lions” of Gujrat came in large mobs to slaughter several innocents.
The second part of Boss’ law states that pigs come in groups
But in 2009, a solitary pig seems to have hit Mr Modi
The process of getting a totally subject ignorant writer to put together a seemingly authoritative and dismissive review of the subject on hand.
Eg. Hey did you read Paul’s review of Indian Ocean’s live concert? He totally lonelyplanetized it dude. C’mon. “Dull, repetitive bass riffs layered on boring folk songs interrupted by interminable semi-acoustic guitar solos?” You’ve got to be kidding me
Origin: Lonely Planet’s review of Madras - http://www.lonelyplanet.com/india/tamil-nadu/chennai-madras
Macchi: Macchaan, my hostel roommate is total blade party ba
Thalaivar: Why man, any problems?
Macchi: Only problems da. Hostel food is not great, I agree, but this guy is complaining 24 hours and eating my brain only
Macchi: Of all things, going after going (poiyum poi), hostel food is hardly worth complaining about da. Economy down, no jobs, useless teachers, no figures in our batch, and this guy still goes on and on about the lack of drumstick in the dinner sambar
Thalaivar: Hmm.. Supper Matter
Macchi: Maams, did you see notice board today?
Thalaivar: Why? Anything important aa?
Macchi: Do you remember that Sandhya figure? Semmai kattai and all, she used to get item girl roles in B-movies even during her 3rd year in college
Thalaivar: Oh yes. What about her?
Macchi: She is now a Rhodes scholar da. Full foreign scholarship. Whatay change no?
Thalaivar: Ah. Mind over Matter
Macchi: Dei, today is the inter-college debate competition da
Thalaivar: Oh, like that. From our college any participants aa?
Macchi: Yes da. One total Mary party from 2nd year commerce. She is too good thalaiva. Both good looking and hi-fi english speaking
Thalaivar: Oh. Figure of Speech aa?
resembling, in appearance, consistency and general molecular disposition, Pongal, a rice and lentil dish from South India.
Khichdi is pongaloid
Dude, I wanted to make Pulao, but I sort of overestimated the amount of water the pressure cooker required, and now, it’s totally pongaloid
What? We’ve run out of glue? Quick, get me something pongaloid
Parthasarathy Temple in Triplicane is Pongaloid heaven
Source: Coined by Udhay during lunch at Azulia