The Jalsa and Jilpa Snack edition |
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Notes Expression of the Day: Figure of SpeechMacchi: Dei, today is the inter-college debate competition da Thalaivar: Oh, like that. From our college any participants aa? Macchi: Yes da. One total Mary party from 2nd year commerce. She is too good thalaiva. Both good looking and hi-fi english speaking Thalaivar: Oh. Figure of Speech aa? Macchi: Thalaivaaaa!!! -
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Sometimes I fear that Tibet will come to be associated only with Momos. And that lovely spicy chutney they serve them with
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Notes Word of the Day - Pongaloidadjective
resembling, in appearance, consistency and general molecular disposition, Pongal, a rice and lentil dish from South India.
Khichdi is pongaloid
Dude, I wanted to make Pulao, but I sort of overestimated the amount of water the pressure cooker required, and now, it’s totally pongaloid
What? We’ve run out of glue? Quick, get me something pongaloid
Parthasarathy Temple in Triplicane is Pongaloid heavenSource: Coined by Udhay during lunch at Azulia
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Notes![Poor Ludwig. There’s an urban legend that he originally titled his composition “Fur [Insert name here] ” and would insert the name of whatever chick he was currently seeing, just to impress her. So, it was allegedly Fur Helga, then Fur Therese, then Fur Angela, and so on.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpn9hs9kRC1qztysno1_500.png)
Poor Ludwig. There’s an urban legend that he originally titled his composition “Fur [Insert name here] ” and would insert the name of whatever chick he was currently seeing, just to impress her. So, it was allegedly Fur Helga, then Fur Therese, then Fur Angela, and so on.
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I hear that many property owners in Delhi don’t like renting their flats to “Negroes”
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I just struck me that the reason why numerology did not work for Suniel, Eesha and co is because they changed only their English spellings. They should have followed that up with सुनईल, इइशा, किर्रोन and तुश्शार. After all, it’s the Hindi film industry, is it not?
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Questioning test results is an integral part of the scientific process. As long as the response to Dr Santhanam is chest thumping and name-calling, the doubts will never go away. For some reason, I am reminded of Senthil and Goundamani. Rather often, Goundamani, in response to being verbally and logically pwned by Senthil, will initiate a “Ad Komanam” attack by disrobing Senthil. While Senthil is undoubtedly embarrassed, he still techincally won the argument
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Rediff Comments - The Dis-dom of the Indian Crowd
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I met a time traveller and he tells me that one day, Bhajji’s Hummer will have a flat tyre, and the frail puncture-guy who tries to fix it dies from being crushed by the tyre’s immense weight, and then the courts and the media have a fun, gala time figuring out if it’s Bhajji’s, or the Hummer’s, or the Tyre company’s, or Gravity’s fault
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Finally, the CBSE does away with the abomination we call the AISSE (All Indians Science Stream Enamoured) exam
