The Jalsa and Jilpa Snack edition

Traditional marketing was like a guy with his dick hanging out asking a large group of women if any of them would like to have him.

Then some B-school professors advised them to be a little more selective. The market has segments, they said. So this guy started wearing different shirts for different groups of women, but still had his dick hanging out and asked them (with different accents) whether any of them wanted him.

The Internet then arrived. Now, several guys with their dicks hanging out randomly appeared out of women’s closets and asked them if they wanted to have them. Sometimes, closing the closet on them caused more guys with dicks hanging out to appear.

Soon, that was considered to be a bad idea, so Google told them that they must unzip their fly only for women who wear lipstick.

And now, we have social media marketing, where these guys send several women nice looking packages, and when they open them, they turn out to be guys with their dicks hanging out with a sticker that reads “Share me”