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The six step guide for desi douchebags to avoid getting pwned online
This comes from years of participating in online conversations. Since they hate getting pwned, Desi Douchebags usually use this 6-step guide.1. Use Non-sequiturs - “VP Singh is the single biggest reason for the sorry state of Indian education”
2. Appeal to Emotion - “Your argument would mean that serial killers should be allowed to set up creches for children.
3. Ad Hominem
- Profession - “What do you uncreative IT people know about creativity?”
- Region/Language - “You Bengalis have no right to talk about industrialization after what you did at Singur”
- Caste/Community - “You bloody Tambrams, you are so cheap and your heroines look ugly. So don’t talk about fashion and style”
- Family - “You parents should have signed up for Sanjay Gandhi’s program during the Emergency”
- Individual - “You can’t even construct a single coherent sentence in English, and you are arguing about Free markets!”
4. Do-you-know-who-I-am style name-dropping and subtle hinting at family’s wealth, prestige etc
5. Frivolous legal threats. Cease and Desist notices and claims of defamation.At this stage, the person is probably getting pwned rather badly
6. Hire Ram Sene, Bajrang Dal and ilk
Steps 1, 2 and 3 are pretty common globally, but 4, 5 and 6 are uniquely desi.
